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Season one of True Blood has run out of episodes. I am sad about this, which I guess is a good thing.

The evil vampires really are dead, aren't they. :( No fair.

Also dead is Fangtasia's evil barman, which is less of a pity, although still something of a shame. Stop creating interesting characters and then killing them! The world does not need another Russell T Davies!

Vampire Court. Now that is cool. They should televise it, live. Definitely better than Judge Judy, plus added blood and guts factor. Bound to be a ratings winner. More next season, please.

I love the girl that Bill was made to turn. :D She's brilliant. She reminds me of Harmony, after she was turned in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, except with added annoyance and quite a lot more insanity.

Jason Stackhouse, however, is a loser. Put some clothes on, stop having sex, and for heavens sakes, walk out on Psycho Hippie Waitress Woman. Actually, don't worry about that last one, as clearly she's now dead, but definitely stop with the nakedness and the sex. Please. Really. Please.

And stop moping over her. Yes, she's dead, but she was also a deranged, murdering drug addict. Also, she kept claiming to be a vegan whilst drinking vampire blood. I sense a minor fault in her logic. And several more in her brain, quite possibly.

Okay, so Sam is a shapeshifter, not a werewolf. I was nearly right. He turns into dogs as a hobby, and consequently has an Obligatory Miserable Childhood. I don't think anybody in this show has a happy past. You either lost your parents at a young age, were cruelly torn away from your loved ones, or were abandoned by your family because of your habit of turning into household pets.

That last one is less common.

So the murderer is [name removed for spoiler purposes]! Well golly. Hadn't actually expected that one, which is cool. Whodunnits are always better when you have to work at guessing. Lovely final battle. Accidental beheadings with garden implements don't happen nearly often enough on television, I always think. Well, no I don't. But still. For the record though, Sookie, that was the most rubbish hiding place ever, and I can't believe that you fell for his "I'm going away now, honest," trick. Just as well you had a shapeshifting bartender/dog, and a crispy-fried vampire to help out.

Did Lafayette just get eaten? But I liked him! Okay, so I didn't used to, but I do now. Give him back! Eat Jason instead!

Arlene's daughter has the most awesome hair. It's like this dark flame red, and it looks spectacular.

Has Tara never watched any television? When somebody you've never met before pays your bail, takes you home with them to their palatial country house, and feeds you on buckets of fruit, as well as letting you swim in their pool, then they are seriously Up To No Good. Actually, you don't need to have watched television to have worked that one out, do you.

And as it turns out, she's a Creepy Something, and Sam doesn't like her. I'm guessing new plot thread for season two, then.

Why, after all they've been through over the course of season one, do Tara and Sookie scream blue murder at the sight of a dead body in the end of season cliffhanger?! Still, they managed to scream in synch, which was quite effective. Anybody would think that they practiced.

I wonder what ate Lafayette? If indeed he did get eaten? He seemed to be scrambling up, as though to get away from an animal, rather than protecting himself from a vampire. New foe for season two? I guess that will be revealed eventually. Ah well. Burble burble burble. Shutting up now. :)</cut>

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eandh99
Aug. 10th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
You may be the only person watching True Blood who thinks it would be improved by more clothes LOL - and wasn't I your friend before???
swordznsorcery
Aug. 11th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
I had certainly thought so. I had to prune my friends list a little while back, as some very young friends of mine were starting to use LJ, so I snipped anything that was a bit NC-17-y. I think I may have accidentally snipped you in the process. You've been a bit quiet lately, so I probably didn't notice at the time.

I'm an idiot. These things happen. ;)
eandh99
Aug. 11th, 2009 12:10 pm (UTC)
I've been away on holidays for the last 2 weeks, and madly busy before then.
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